When you're walking down the street or even in your home with your umbrella, there are a few very important things you should know about! Umbrellas are not to be toyed with. They are very serious things and can lead to serious eye injury if not properly handled. Additionally, there are certain protocols one must follow when transporting the umbrella between destinations. Deviations from these protocol will result in punishment beyond description by human tongues.

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