So here is the update about what actually happened to me on the trip. It wasn't all just Donald standing around being Donald.

I learned on this field course that dinosaurs are only found in the shittiest places on earth. They usually don't have water and are ridiculously warm in the day but frostbite cold at night, and there are biting flies and all the water you get from the pump has dirt in it. And there are always spiders in your tent, and there are coyotes all around your camp, just waiting for one of you to wander off. But it was fun, especially since we found dinosaurs like all over the place. WORTH IT