Based on a true story. I do not despise all children, it's just that these children in particular were... unbelievable. One kid came and sat on me. He didn't acknowldedge my existence or seem to particularly care about me, he just acted as if I was a chair. It was an extremely strange and very loud group of children. I tried to just pretend I could not see them because that seemed to be what they wanted me to do and when you are confronted by a large group of children you go with their flow, because they are scary and could easily switch into Lord of the Flies mode at any moment.