I always worry when I do something really gross in a seemingly private place, because what if there is someone watching me somehow? Two way mirrors, hidden cameras, whatever. What if they are silently judging me as I pick my nose and fart up a storm? That is... something people do, right? Is everyone else just super clean and un-nasty and I am actually the nastiest person ever and all those people behind mirrors everywhere KNOW IT? And now the whole internet knows it. Please let the rest of the world be even nastier than I am.
If you look closely you can see that I was raised on Ren and Stimpy.